Men... you can't live with them and you can't shoot them, I wonder why?
Answer: It's a lot like "You can't have your cake and eat it too." If you ate your cake, then you wouldn't have it anymore (at least not in cake form). You can't live with men and shoot them because then they would be dead and gone. It's probably best to live with men while keeping them alive. Then you will have someone to take out the garbage and mow the lawn.
However, if you're talking about shooting and just wounding them, you'll have a whole 'nother set of problems on your hands -- blood, bandages, scabs, the whole nine yards. Plus all the whining and complaining about being shot. Not worth it.
However, if you're talking about shooting and just wounding them, you'll have a whole 'nother set of problems on your hands -- blood, bandages, scabs, the whole nine yards. Plus all the whining and complaining about being shot. Not worth it.
posted by Almighty Blog at 12:35 PM
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The garbage that contains their castrated remains....
You forgot to mention the usefulness of men as jar-openers.
That's really the only reason I keep them around.
Thanks for mentioning that Natalie. They also come in handy when you need a ditch dug.
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