Do monkeys make good house pets?
Answer: Monkeys make excellent house pets especially if you're tired of not having number two flung all over the place.
posted by Almighty Blog at 11:24 AM
Friday, May 06, 2005
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4 Comments:
Yes, especially if you love blowing bubbles.
Wasn't Michael Jackoffyourson's monkey's name Bubbles?
What is number 2?
"Numer 2" is poop. Duh.
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