Is it right and fair to have snow in May?? Michigan isn't Siberia, after all

Answer: Judging by the question, you live in Michigan. Here's why it IS right and fair to have snow in May in Michigan. Michigan is one of the fattest states. Mother Nature (personal friend of Blog's) arranges for snow in Michigan so that all those fat people will not get into their bathing suits or take off their shirts as they might otherwise do should the weather prove to be sunny and hot, thereby giving society another month without having suffer through fat naked people parading by.