Why is George Bush the most brilliant man that Harriet Miers has ever met?
Answer: Because Harriet has met only two men and the other one is Joey from Friends.
posted by Almighty Blog at 9:02 AM
Thursday, October 13, 2005
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4 Comments:
I think you're funny. Can I sleep with you?
As long as there's no touching...
She's not met many other men, other than Jesus.
And, didn't Jesus say "judge not lest yee be a judge?" Or was it "judged." I can't remember...
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