Tuesday, August 30, 2005

My wife drinks too much. She gets mean when she's drunk. It scare the children. I've asked her to stop, but she won't. What should I do?

Answer: When she gets drunk, tell the children that it's Halloween and that Mom's being scarey on purpose. It's fun to be scared when you're a kid! Always have some candy on hand to make it seem real.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop drinking or stop being mean or stop being scary?

And blog -- you need some therapy.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Almighty Blog said...

Virginny, she who is without the need for therapy can throw the first stone...

8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat her black and blue until she fucking understands and regularly piss on her afterwards to show ur manliness...

8:53 AM  

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