Dear Blog, why are Americans so fat?

Answer: Because, even though they have no taste, Americans eat too much and too much of the wrong things. Pay attention people: Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts should not be considered food! Sugar-laced Yoplait "yogurt" does not benefit you! Coke can take rust off metal!! Cheese Whiz is NOT cheese!! Country Crock is not "better for you" than butter!!! AARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blog has spoken.