Why does the pope wear a funny hat?
Answer: So when he's taking a bathroom break in the woods and gets lost, he's easy to spot.
posted by Almighty Blog at 12:47 PM
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
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6 Comments:
Is the bear catholic?
No, bears cannot be Catholic. Here's why: They smell really bad and that smell is considered by other bears to be a deterrant to having sex -- a form of birth control if you will. And, everyone knows, if you practice birth control, you cannot be Catholic.
If a pope shits in the woods, does he make a sound?
Yes, he says "Holy Crap!"
But is Robin Catholic?
Yes, he is the alter boy to Batman's priest...
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