Poor Britney. Is she going down the same road as Anna Nicole?

Answer: Last Blog checked, Howard K. Stern is still hanging out in the Bahamas. Does he even KNOW Britney? Has Britney been paying his bills and his rent? Did he videotape Britney in freaky clown makeup while she tripped out on prescription drugs so that he could later sell it to some tabloid television show? Does he claim to be the father of one of Britney's babies? If Britney stays away from Howard K. Stern, she'll be right as rain. So, cross your fingers.

Blog, we check here daily for your bits o'wisdom. Where the hell have you been?

Answer: Thank you for your concern. It's been tough fielding inquires from our fans about our whereabouts. Especially the paparazzi and Oprah. But sometimes even the all-knowing Almighty Blog has to take a break once in a while. Let's just say we were out sharpening our wit. Moo hoo ha ha.